
A small book wedged between two larger books catches your eye. You carefully remove the small book from the shelf and examine its cover.
"Hey, it's my old copy of 'Alice in Wonderland!" you exclaim happily. "Why ... I haven't read this book for many years! I thought that I had lost it a long time ago!"
You open the book and begin reading:
CHAPTER IDown the Rabbit-HoleAlice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,' thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?' So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.
There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, `Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT- POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge. |
"Ah, yes ...," you sigh pensively. "How I envy Alice and the marvelous adventures she'll have when she follows the White Rabbit down the rabbit-hole into Wonderland. It kind of makes me want to go out and try to find some adventures of my own!"
You close the small book and carefully place it back on the shelf.
"I'm just not quite in the mood for doing any more reading right now. But someday I'll re-read the whole story again," you promise yourself.
And then you realize that you've just made a pun!
"The 'whole' story ... the 'hole' story," you giggle. "The story about a rabbit-hole! Hah-Hah!"
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